This chick just called me masturbating trying to get some phone sex out of me!
I was chilling eating lunch with my grandpa! I love my life.

If I don’t get the cake soon, I think my balls will literally explode

My brother just tweeted this and tears are rolling down my face.

My brother just tweeted this and tears are rolling down my face.

Mélanie Laurent

at Galvin Ranch - Belmont, Nevada

at Galvin Ranch - Belmont, Nevada

you should post that picture of you with that chick's ass again. that was sexy.
Anonymous

first of all, how did you see that? I had it up for like 30 seconds.

also, is that sarcasm?

I have this huge pimple on my upper lip and it looks like I got tha herp.

I'm only anonymous because I don't have a tumblr anymore. I just like to keep tabs on you.
Anonymous

lol far fuckin out

Last week, one of my father’s very best friends died from a botched neck surgery. Being the upbeat guy that he was, his friends and family organized a, “life party,” for him instead of a funeral/memorial service. This is what it looked like.

Also, the jumpsuit that my dad is wearing was the guy’s old ski suit. My father and him were big ski junkies back in the 80s and at the time if you didn’t have a jumpsuit like that, you didn’t know what was really good. The jumpsuit was on display on this table with other belongings of his. Set up in the same way one might display candles and flowers. Well, my dad being the clown that he is and keeping in the spirit of his friend, he had a fuck-it moment and put the suit on. He tore the house down. Everyone started laughing and wanted pictures with him. 

It really was a celebration.

more shirtless pics plz
Anonymous

I find your anonymity rather unsettling…

Motorhead - Love Me Like A Reptile
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Day I got tattooed

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Cosmopolitan magazine1973

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Cosmopolitan magazine
1973

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